Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

The parrot has risen from the dead and has countless new insults for you, sir! Remember the silly game that separated lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here's its successor, capable of even more, with more style and variety, of course. And I have proof! This time you can insult everyone in the world who has Internet access, or - if you're not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.