Chicken Invaders 4

Chicken Invaders 4

They came without warning, cackling menacingly and blotting out the sun with their ruffled feathers. They are intergalactic chickens who want to punish humanity for the oppression of their earthly brethren. Now they are back and have the Earth for dinner!

Story

I remember the day of the invasion well. The memories still burn deep, like hot chicken wings. They came without warning, squawking menacingly and obscuring the sun with their ruffled feathers. Intergalactic invasion chickens that wanted to punish humanity for the oppression of their earthly brethren. I knew immediately what I had to do. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped into my cockpit. With a greasy finger, I set my lasers to "extra crispy" and flew off to intercept the chicken invaders. It wasn't easy. Shrieking, feathers flying and the smell of charred chicken meat everywhere. They invaded three times, each time with increasingly elaborate plans. Three times I managed to push them back and secure humanity a few more years as the dominant species on this planet. After their last retreat, I made my way to my space burger to bask in the glory of my latest victory. Relieved, I sat down and enjoyed a double chicken burger with crispy chicken wings on the side. Little did I know that my biggest adventure was yet to come...