BoneCraft
BoneCraft: Somewhere in Some Galaxy is the second game developed by D-Dub Software. It is the successor of the action-adventure porn video game BoneTown from 2008. BoneCraft is a parody of all things science fiction and fantasy, combining many popular stories into one hilarious, sexy game. "BoneCraft is a world where anything can happen - and does," says Hod, D-Dub's lead developer. BoneCraft is a third-person action adventure game with unique sex dynamics that blend seamlessly into the gameplay. The game follows the exploits of Captain Fort Worth, leader of the Space Wranglers, and his sidekick Lubbock.
Story
The story begins with Captain Fort Worth (Neil Kaplan) and Lubbock (Anson Rotola) traveling through space on their ship, the USS Longstreet. After drinking too much jet fuel, Lubbock brings up a subject that he knows will infuriate Fort: elf women. At the beginning of Fort's galactic campaigns, he had a chance to crack the crown jewel of the galaxy, the Elven Queen, but was thwarted by the Elven army. Since then, Fort has lived with the pain of the only woman he ever let escape. Fort throws a tantrum and crash lands the ship on a nearby planet inhabited by an orc tribe. As the Wranglers attempt to enforce their interstellar extermination policy against the orcs, Fort discovers that not only is the orc tribe led by an old friend of his, Warboss Swampass (Gabriel Brooks), but that the planet is also home to an elven brothel ... and the elven queen herself. Fort and his Wranglers must fight their way through Orc and Elven men, make their way through women, and take on everything from the metrosexual ranks of the Elven army to the most feared creatures in the galaxy, the fearsome tailed monsters, to ensure Fort finally gets the Holy Grail.