Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim

Finally, the works of H.P. Lovecraft meet the role-playing medium in a light and sound spectacle befitting an old Western. Only it's set in New England. Meet interesting people! Experience amazing wonders! Enslave humanity! Go on a dating sidequest in a game subtitled "Dating Simulator"! - Whimsical 2D art with photo backdrops. Like the theme of sanity in all of Lovecraft's works, the art changes - sometimes drastically, depending on where you are in the game, who you're talking to, and what you're doing. - Time management also plays a role, as some areas only open at certain times and you may not manage to train everyone you want before the final invasion of Innsmouth. - SILENT PROTAGONIST. REVOLUTIONARY. - Fully voiced characters with over 60 voices! - Four central hub areas - Whale-Jesus (but only in the most fantastic runs). - Use your wits to get into fights where words are sharper than swords or other things that hurt people in real life! Because NOBODY has ever done conversation-based combat before! - Recruit a group of thousands (if thousands means six), from the Deep Ones to the Night Gaunts, all featured in the Lovecraft mythos! Find hidden army troops and party members to further replenish your ranks! - Do things related to other things that bring consequences of your choosing! We definitely have more than three different colored endings! We swear! (At least five! One is even pink!). And no, it's not a Cthulhu dating simulator. Honestly. No, really.